IMITATION

CALM and implacable,

Eying disdainfully the world beneath,

Sat Humpty-Dumpty on his mural eminence

In solemn state:

And I relate his story

In verse unfettered by the bothering restrictions of rhyme or metre,

In verse (or "rhythm," as I prefer to call it)

Which, consequently, is far from difficult to write.

He sat. And at his feet

The world passed on—the surging crowd

Of men and women, passionate, turgid, dense,

Keenly alert, lethargic, or obese.

(Those two lines scan!)

Among the rest

He noted Jones; Jones with his Roman nose,

His eyebrows—the left one streaked with a dash of gray—

And yellow boots.

Not that Jones

Has anything in particular to do with the story;

But a descriptive phrase

Like the above shows that the writer is

A Master of Realism.

Let us proceed. Suddenly from his seat

Did Humpty-Dumpty slip. Vainly he clutched

The impalpable air. Down and down,

Right to the foot of the wall,

Right on to the horribly hard pavement that ran beneath it,

Humpty-Dumpty, the unfortunate Humpty-Dumpty,

Fell.

And him, alas! no equine agency,

Him no power of regal battalions—

Resourceful, eager, strenuous—

Could ever restore to the lofty eminence

Which once was his.

Still he lies on the very identical

Spot where he fell—lies, as I said on the ground,

Shamefully and conspicuously abased!

Anthony C. Deane.