THE BACHELOR'S SOLILOQUY

TO wed, or not to wed? That is the question

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The pangs and arrows of outrageous love

Or to take arms against the powerful flame

And by oppressing quench it.

To wed—to marry—

And by a marriage say we end

The heartache and the thousand painful shocks

Love makes us heir to—'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wished! to wed—to marry—

Perchance a scold! aye, there's the rub!

For in that wedded life what ills may come

When we have shuffled off our single state

Must give us serious pause. There's the respect

That makes us Bachelors a numerous race.

For who would bear the dull unsocial hours

Spent by unmarried men, cheered by no smile

To sit like hermit at a lonely board

In silence? Who would bear the cruel gibes

With which the Bachelor is daily teased

When he himself might end such heart-felt griefs

By wedding some fair maid? Oh, who would live

Yawning and staring sadly in the fire

Till celibacy becomes a weary life

But that the dread of something after wed-lock

(That undiscovered state from whose strong chains

No captive can get free) puzzles the will

And makes us rather choose those ills we have

Than fly to others which a wife may bring.

Thus caution doth make Bachelors of us all,

And thus our natural taste for matrimony

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.

And love adventures of great pith and moment

With this regard their currents turn away

And lose the name of Wedlock.

Anonymous.