THE MAID OF THE MEERSCHAUM

NUDE nymph, when from Neuberg's I led her

In velvet enshrined and encased,

When with rarest Virginia I fed her,

And pampered each maidenly taste

On "Old Judge" and "Lone Jack" and brown "Bird's-eye,"

The best that a mortal might get—

Did she know how, from whiteness of curds, I

Should turn her to jet?

She was blonde and impassive and stately

When first our acquaintance began,

When she smiled from the pipe-bowl sedately

On the "Stunt" who was scarcely a man.

But labuntur anni fugaces,

And changed in due season were we,

For she wears the blackest of faces,

And I'm a D. C.

Unfailing the comfort she gave me

In the days when I owned to a heart,

When the charmers that used to enslave me

For Home or the Hills would depart.

She was Polly or Agnes or Kitty

(Whoever pro tem. was my flame),

And I found her most ready to pity,

And—always the same.

At dawn, when the pig broke from cover,

At noon, when the pleaders were met,

She clung to the lips of her lover

As never live maiden did yet;

At the Bund, when I waited the far light

That brought me my Mails o'er the main—

At night, when the tents, in the starlight,

Showed white on the plain.

And now, though each finely cut feature

Is flattened and polished away,

I hold her the loveliest creature

That ever was fashioned from clay.

Let an epitaph thus, then, be wrought for

Her tomb, when the smash shall arrive:

"Hic jacet the life's love I bought for

Rupees twenty-five."

Rudyard Kipling.