GRACE’S CHOICE

When first I saw fair-featured Grace,

In dainty tailor-fashioned gown,

I fell in love with her sweet face,

And pooh-poohed at her escort, Brown.

The fellow’s rich, but such a clown!

I did not fear he’d rival me—

I, Reginald de Courcy Drowne,

With wealth and—looks and pedigree.

I set the man a red-hot pace;

It was the talk of all the town;

I knew that I was loved by Grace—

I knew it by that yokel’s frown.

My ancestors won great renown,

While Brown has no ancestral tree.

I knew I could the fellow down,

With wealth and—looks and pedigree.

She’s married now; has rare point lace,

And jewels fit to deck a crown.

The man who calls her “darling Grace,”

Is not the fellow they call Brown.

No, I’m the happiest man in town.

I knew she’d not say no to me,

One rarely sees Dame Fortune frown

On wealth and—looks and pedigree.