A FUNNY DETERMINATION.
Queenly Miss Quaint, the aim of whose life
Is to die an old maid or a minister’s wife,
Grotesquely averred, after hearing young Spread,
“I’ll hear him all day, if I walk on my head!”
“Good!” said old Hunx, with a comical smile;
“But please, if you’re late, don’t come up the broad aisle!”