CONTENTS

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Hans Breitmann's PartyCharles G. Leland[5]
The Deutsch Maud MullerCarl Pretzel[6]
The Dutchman's Serenade[7]
Dyin' Vords of IsaacAnon.[9]
Lookout Mountain, 1863—Beutelsbach, 1880George L. Catlin[10]
Der Shoemaker's Poy[12]
Der DrummerCharles F. Adams[13]
The Yankee and the Dutchman's Dog[14]
Setting a Hen[16]
"What's the Matter with that Nose?"Our Fat Contributor[17]
Keepin' the De'il ootMrs. Findley Braden[19]
The Puzzled Census-TakerJohn G. Saxe[22]
Dutch Security[23]
The Frenchman and the Rats[24]
Heinz von SteinCharles G. Leland, from the German[26]
The Solemn Book-AgentDetroit Free Press[27]
The Mother-in-LawCharles Follen Adams[28]
Schneider's TomatoesCharles F. Adams[29]
Dutch Humor[30]
Squire Houston's Marriage Ceremony[31]
Dot Delephone[31]
The United Order of Half-Shells[33]
Why no Scotchmen go to Heaven[35]
Yawcob StraussC. F. Adams[36]
Leedle Yawcob Strauss—what he saysArthur Dakin[37]
Isaac Rosenthal on the Chinese QuestionScribner's Monthly[38]
"Der Dog und der Lobster"Saul Sertrew[39]
"Der Wreck of der Hezberus"[41]
Signs and Omens[43]
A Dutchman's Answer[44]
The Vay Rube Hoffenstein sells[45]
A Dutch Recruiting Officer[46]
Dot Baby off Mine[47]
Dot Leetle Tog under der Vagon[49]
Schnitzerl's VelocipedeHans Breitmann[50]
The Latest Barbarie Frietchie[51]
Mr. Hoffenstein's Bugle[52]
Fritz and his Betsy fall outGeorge M. Warren[54]
Cut, Cut BehindCharles Follen Adams[57]
Tickled all Oafer [58]
An Error o' Judgment[59]
Sockery Kadahcut's Kat[61]
I vash so Glad I vash Here![63]
Dot Shly Leedle Raskel[64]
A Jew's TroubleHurwood[65]
Der Mule shtood on der Steamboad DeckAnon.[66]
Teaching him the Business[67]
Der Good-lookin Shnow[69]
How Jake Schneider went Blind[71]
The Dutchman and the Raven[72]
The Dutchman who gave Mrs. Scudder the Small-Pox[74]
Ellen McJones AberdeenW. S. Gilbert[76]
A Dutch Sermon[78]
Shacob's Lament[79]
Mr. Schmidt's MistakeCharles F. Adams[81]
John and Tibbie Davison's DisputeRobert Leighton[82]
Fritz und ICharles F. Adams[84]
A Tussle with ImmigrantsPhilip Douglass[86]
A Doketor's DrubblesGeorge M. Warren[86]
Charlie MachreeWilliam J. Hoppin[90]
A Dutchman's Dolly VardenAnon.[91]
The Frenchmen and the Flea-Powder[92]
The Frenchman and the Sheep's Trotters[94]
I vant to Fly[96]
The Frenchman's Mistake[98]
"Two Tollar?"Detroit Free Press[100]
A Frenchman on MacbethAnon.[101]
Like Mother used to MakeJames Whitcomb Riley, in New-York Mercury[101]
John Chinaman's Protest[102]
The Whistler[104]
Mother's DoughnutsCharles Follen Adams[105]
Over the LeftW. C. Dornin[106]
A Jolly Fat Friar[107]
The Enoch of CalaverasF. Bret Harte[107]
Curly-HeadB. S. Brooks[109]
Warning to Woman[111]
An Exciting Contest[112]
A Laughing Philosopher[114]
In der Shweed Long AgoOofty Gooft[117]
Dot Stupporn PonyHarry Woodson[118]
Spoopendyke opening OystersStanley Huntley[119]
To a Friend studying GermanCharles Godfrey Leland[122]
Tammy's Prize[124]
The Scotchman at the Play[128]
An Irish Love-LetterGeo. M. Baker[133]

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