SAD RESULTS OF PERSISTENT BRIDGE PLAYING AT SEA

Owner. "I'll 'eave it to you, partner!"


Mr. Dibbles (at Balham). "Ah, the old Channel
Tunnel scheme knocked on the head at last!
Good job too! Mad-headed project—beastly unpatriotic too!"

Mr. Dibbles (en route for Paris. Sea choppy.)
"Channel Tunnel not a bad idea. Entire journey
to Paris by train. Grand scheme! English people
backward in these kind of things. Steward!" [Goes below.