Distinguished Amateurs. The Jeune Premier.

"What, Eleanor? You know Sir Lionel Wildrake, the handsomest, wittiest, most dangerous man in town! He of whom it is said that no woman has ever been known to resist him yet!" "The same, Lilian! But hush! He comes——"


There is a blessing on peacemakers—is there one on playwrights?


The Home of the British Drama.—A French crib.


A Court Theatre Ticket.—The order of the garter available only at Windsor as an order for the stalls.


New Name for a Theatre where the Actors are more or less Unintelligible.—"The Mumbles."