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Lodger. "And then, there's that cold pheasant, Mrs. Bilkes"——
Landlady. "Yes'm, and if you should have enough without it, lor', Mr. Bilkes wouldn't mind a eatin' of it for his supper, if that's all."
Mrs. Brown. "Might I ask how much you gave that nigger?"
Mr. Brown (first day down). "Sixpence."
Mrs. B. "Oh, indeed! Perhaps, sir, you are not aware that your wife and family have listened to those same niggers for the last ten days for a penny!"
