AWFUL SCENE ON THE CHAIN PIER, BRIGHTON
Nursemaid. "Lawk! There goes Charley, and he's took his mar's parasol. What will missus say?"
Temperance Enthusiast. "Look at the beautiful lives our first parents led. Do you suppose they ever gave way to strong drink?"
The Reprobate. "I 'xpect Eve must 'a' done. She saw snakes!"