OVERHEARD AT SCARBOROUGH
"Do you know anything good for a cold?"
"Yes."
"What is it?"
"Have you got the price of two Scotch whiskies on you?"
"No."
"Then it's no use my telling you."
Snobson (to inhabitant of out-of-way seaside resort). "What sort of people do you get down here in the summer?"
Inhabitant. "Oh, all sorts, zur. There be fine people an' common people, an' some just half-an'-half, like yourself, zur."
