LOCAL
Sunday Morning
Tourist (staying at the Glenmulctem Hotel—dubiously). "Can I—ah—have a boat?"
Boatman. "Oo—aye!"
Tourist. "But I thought you—ah—never broke the—aw—Sabbath in Scotland?"
Boatman. "Aweel, ye ken the Sawbath disna' come doon to the loch—it just staps at the hottle!"