Mr. Punch in the Highlands

by Unknown

THE HEIGHT OF BLISS

Highland Shepherd. "Fine toon, Glasco', I pelieve, and lots o' coot meat there."

Tourist. "Oh, yes, lots."

Highland Shepherd. "An' drink, too?"

Tourist. "Oh, yes."

Highland Shepherd (doubtingly). "Ye'll get porter tae yir parrich?"

Tourist. "Yes, if we like."

Highland Shepherd. "Cra-ci-ous!"

[Speechless with admiration.

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