TRAVELLER TOO BONÂ FIDE
Dusty Pedestrian. "I should like a glass of beer, missis, please——"
Landlady. "Hae ye been trevellin' by rell?"
Pedestrian. "No, I've been walking—fourteen miles."
Landlady. "Na, na, nae drink will ony yin get here, wha's been pleesure-seekin' o' the Sawbath day!!"
