ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE EXMOOR HUNT—NO KILL
Fair Huntress. "What a pity the hounds let that splendid stag get away, Colonel, wasn't it?"
Colonel. "Pity! Ha, if they'd only taken my advice we should have been up with him now, instead of being miles away on the wrong track!"
Distinguished Foreigner (to good Samaritan who has caught his horse.) "Merci bien, monsieur! You save me much trouble. Before, I lose my horse—I lose him altogether, and I must put him in the newspaper!"
