AT BULLONG
Paterfamilias (who will do the parleyvooing himself instead of leaving it to his daughters). "Oh—er—j'ai bezwang d'oon bootail de—de—de——Here, you girls! what's the French for eau de Cologne?"
A correspondent reports the following advertisement, written in chalk on the box of a Swiss shoeblack:—
"English Spoken. American
Understood."
Scene—Boulevard Café.
First Irate Frenchman. Imbécile!
Second I. F. Canaille!!
First I. F. Cochon!!!
Second I. F. Chamberlaing!!!!
