L'ANGLAIS FIN-DE-SIÈCLE
First Tripper (in French Picture Gallery). "What O! 'Erb! What price this?"
Gardien (who quite understands him). "Pardon, M'sieur, eet is not 'Watteau,' and eet is not for sale!"
Tourist expostulates: "Oh—h, come! Them seegar is poor le—le—le—foomigaseong de mor-mem—yer fool!"