ON THE RIVIERA
She. "I wonder what makes the Mediterranean look so blue?"
He. "You'd look blue if you had to wash the shores of Italy!"
London Gent. "Garcong! tas de corfee!"
Garçon. "Bien, m'sieu'—Vould you like to see zee Times?"
London Gent. "Hang the feller! Now, I wonder how the doose he found out I was an Englishman!"
