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Youthful North Briton (on honeymoon tour, proud of his French). "Gassong! La—le—le—cart——"
Garçon. "Oui, m'sieu', tout de suite!"
Admiring Bride. "Losh! Sandy, what did he say?"
Youthful North Briton (rather taken aback). "Aweel, Jeannie, dear, he kens I'm Scotch, an' he asked me to 'tak' a seat.'"
Our friend, 'Arry Belville, is so knocked all of a heap by the beauty of the foreign fish girls, that he offers his 'and and 'art to the lovely Pauline.
