A HINT IN SEASON
Remember, remember,
The month of September—
Partridges, rabbits, and hares;
Any hamper you send,
My breech-loading friend,
Put "Paid" on the label it bears.
Sportiana.—A young sportswoman in the Highlands is reported to have shot "six fine stags through the heart." Must have been "young bucks." Of course, she used Cupid's bullets on her murderous career amid the harts.
"A MOST PALPABLE!"
Beginner (excitedly, the first shot at the end of a blank morning). "How's that, John?"
John. "Well, ye seem to 'ave 'it 'im, sir!"