PROFESSIONALS OF THE FLOOR AND FIELD.
Exactly the same, though not so in name,
Are dancing and football "pros."
For both money make and salaries take
For supporting the ball with their toes.
"Oh, I say, they're gone for a rope or something. Awfully sorry, you know, I can't come any nearer, but I'll stay here and talk to you."
Nemesis.--Inquisitive Old Gentleman. "Who's won?"
First Football Player. "We've lost!"
Inquisitive Old Gentleman. "What have you got in that bag?"
Second Football Player. "The umpire!"