Art in Whitechapel.
"Well, that's what I calls a himpossible persition to get yerself into!"
Loafer (looking at a hundred pound dressing-bag). "I wonder wot sort of a bloke it is as wants a bag of tools like that to doss 'isself up with?"
"Comin' up to 'Yde Park to 'ave a bave, 'Arry?"
"Yers—an' 'ave all me cloves run orf wiv. Not if I know it!"
The Cockney's Address to the Sea.—"With all thy faults I love thee still."