Billingsgate Up-to-date.
'Enery. "'Ullo, Chawley? Wot's up? 'As yer motor broke down?"
Chawley (whose "moke" is a "bit below himself"). "Yuss, smashed me 'sparking plug.'"
First "Growler." "'Ulloah, William, where are yer takin' that little lot?"
Second "Growler." "Hararat! Don't yer see I'm navigatin' the Hark?"
'Arriet. "I will say this for Bill, 'e do look the gentleman!"
First Urchin. "Fifth o' November, sir! Only a copper, sir! Jist a penny, sir!"
Second Urchin. "Let 'im alone. Cawn't yer see 'e's one of the family!"