COMMENT BY A COCKNEY

Bad-Gastein! Sounds more fit than nice, and yet

They say most healing waters there are had.

Strange, though, that people fancy good to get

By going to the Bad!


'Arriet read from a daily paper, "Navigation in the Ouse." "I s'pose," said 'Arry, "as the members are goin' to 'ave a 'ouse-boat this season. Which 'ouse? Hupper or lower? Whichever's to steer? The Speaker or Lord 'Igh Chancellor?"


Two Distinct Classes.—The aristocracy and the 'Arry-stocracy.