FORCE OF HABIT; OR, CITY SUSPICIONS
'Arry (who is foraging for his camping party). "Look here, my good woman, are these cabbages fresh?"
Little Dobbs. "Hullo! what's that? Looks like a mowing machine."
Hairdresser (who does not appreciate "chaff"). "No, sir, 'tain't a mowin' machine. It's meant to give gentlemen fresh hair."
