Our 'Arry Again!
'Arry is at a hotel where the boarding system prevails, and sees the following notice posted on the walls—"Breakfast, 9 a.m."
'Arry (to Waiter). "Breakfast, and some 'am."
Waiter. "We've no 'am."
'Arry. "No 'am! (Pointing to notice.) What's that?"
Says one 'Arry to another 'Arry. "I say, old man, the papers say they 'ope 1882 will be the openin' of a new era. What's that?"
Second 'Arry. "Openin' of a new 'earer? Why, a telephone, of course, you juggins!"