"Penny 'addick."
"Finen?"
"No; thick 'un!"
First Frenchman. "Ah, mon cher ami!"
Second Frenchman. "Ah, c'est mon cher Alphonse!"
British Workman. "Bloomin' Germans!"
Clerk of Booking-Office. "There is no first class by this train, sir."
'Arry. "Then wot are we going ter do, Bill?"
"Fader's gettin' better. 'E's beginnin' ter swear again!"
Vendor of Pirated Songs. "Er y'are, lidy! ''Oly City', 'Bu'ful Star,' 'Hi cawn't think why Hi lubs yer, but Hi do!'"