POLITICS AND GALLANTRY
First 'Arry. "Hay, wot's this 'ere Rosebery a torkin' abaat? Bless'd if he ain't a goin' to do awy with the Lords!"
Second 'Arry (more of a Don Juan than a Politician). "Do awy with the 'ole bloomin' lot o' Lords, if he likes, as long as he don't do away with the lidies!"
"AND SHE OUGHT TO KNOW!"
"That's supposed to be a portograph of Lady Solsbury. But, bless yer, it ain't like her a bit in private!"
