RUS IN URBE

(A Cockney Rhapsody)

As I stroll through Piccadilly,

Scent of blossoms borne from Scilly

Greet me. Jonquil, rose, and lily,

Violet and daffydowndilly.

Oh, the feeling sweet and thrilly

That these blossoms flounced and frilly

From soft plains and headlands hilly

Bring my breast in Piccadilly!

It subdues me, willy nilly,

Though such sentiment seems silly,

And a bunch, dear, buys your Willy,

To dispatch, by post, to Milly,

Dwelling, far from Piccadilly,

In moist lowlands, rushed and rilly,

Blossomy as Penzance or Scilly.

Sweets to the sweet! "Poor Silly-Billy!"

You may say in accents trilly.

When the postman in the stilly

Eve, from distant Piccadilly,

Bears this box of rose and lily,

Violet and daffodilly,

To the rural maiden, Milly,

From her urban lover,

Willy.

P.S.—

Dry as toke and skilly,

Is this arid Piccadilly,

Notwithstanding rose and lily,

All the beauteous blooms of Scilly,

Reft of that flower of flowers—Milly.

So, at least, thinks

"Silly Billy."


A Cockney's Exclamation upon seeing the celebrated Heidelberg Ton.—
"Well, it is (s)ton-ning!"