So Very Considerate.

Stout Coster. "Where are ye goin' to, Bill?"

Bill. "Inter the country for a nice drive, bein' Bank 'Olidy."

Stout Coster. "Same 'ere. I sy! don't yer think we might swop misseses just for a few hours? It would be so much kinder to the hanimile!"


'Arry (whose "Old Dutch" has been shopping, and has kept him waiting a considerable time). "Wot d'yer mean, keepin' me standin' abaat 'ere like a bloomin' fool?"

'Arriet. "I can't 'elp the way yer stand, 'Arry."