HORTICULTURAL CUTTINGS
(Culled by Dumb-Crambo Junior)
| Marshal Niel—Rose | Row-doe-den'd-run. |
| Minion-ate. | Pick-o'-tea. |
| Car-nation. | Dahli-a. |
| Any-money. | Double Pink. |
| Few-shiers. | Glad I-o-la! |
A Conundrum to fill up a Gap in the Conversation.—Why is a person older than yourself like food for cattle?
Because he's past your age (pasturage).
Everything comes to the Man who waits.—Country Rector's Wife (engaging man-servant). And can you wait at dinner?
Man. Aw, yes, mum; I'm never that hoongry but I can wait till you've done.
