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Perpetrated by Dumb-Crambo, Junior

"Suitable opening for a pupil" "Mother's help wanted"
"Pushing man to take orders" "A good plate cleaner"
"No reasonable offer refused" "Goods carefully removed (in town or country)"

The Best Possession.—Self-possession.


Two Synonymous Trades.—A hairdresser; a locksmith.


The best Substitute for Coal.—Warm weather.