ADVERTISEMENT PERVERSIONS
(By Dumb-Crambo, Junior)
| Washing wanted | Left-off clothing |
| Vacancy for one pupil | Branch establishment |
| Improver wanted in the dressmaking | Engagement wanted, as housekeeper. Highly recommended |
| Board and residence | Unfurnished flat |
| Smart youth wanted | Mangling done on the shortest notice |
River Styx.—"The thousand masts of Thames."
The Man we should like to send to a Séance.—The man who knows how to hit the happy medium.
Appropriate Locale for the Dairy Show.—Chalk Farm.
A Tidy Drop.—A glass of spirits, neat.
