Obvious.

Stingy Uncle (to impecunious Nephew). "Pay as you go, my boy!—Pay as you go!"

Nephew (suggestively). "But suppose I haven't any money to pay with, uncle——"

Uncle. "Eh?—Well, then, don't go, you know—don't go!"


Street Serio (singing).

"Er—yew will think hov me and love me has in dies hov long ago-o-o!"


SHEWERFIT & Co.