Our French Visitors.
(Scene—Royal Exchange.)
First Frenchman (his first time in London). "Tiens, Alphonse! Qui est cet homme-là?"
Second Frenchman (who, having been here once before is supposed to know all about it). "Chut! Plus bas, mon ami." (Whispers in reverential tone.) "Ce monsieur-là—c'est le Lor' Maire!"
A very much Over-rated Place.—London, under the County Council.
A Bill Acceptor.—A dead wall.
Site for a Ragged School.—Tattersall's.
Links that are no Sort of Use in any Fog.—Shirt-links.
The most Beautiful and Beautifying Tree in London.—The plane.
"Coigns of 'vantage."—£. s. d.
