THE EXILED LONDONER

I roam beneath a foreign sky,

That sky is cloudless, warm and clear;

And everything is glad but I;—

But ah! my heart is far from here.

They bid me look on forests green,

And boundless prairies stretching far;

But I rejoice not in their sheen,

And longing turn to Temple Bar.

They bid me list the torrent's roar,

In all its foaming, bounding pride;

But I, I only think the more

On living torrents in Cheapside!

They bid me mark the mighty stream,

Which Mississippi rolls to sea;

But then I sink in pensive dream,

And turn my thoughts, dear Thames, to thee!

They bid me note the mountains high,

Whose snow-capp'd peaks my prospect end;

I only heave a secret sigh—

To Ludgate Hill my wishes tend.

They taunt me with our denser air,

And fogs so thick you scarce can see;

Then, yellow fog, I will declare,

Though strange to say, I long for thee.

And everything in this bright clime

But serves to turn my thoughts to thee!

Thou, London, of an earlier time,

Oh! when shall I return to thee?


Customer. "That dog I bought last week has turned out very savage. He's already bitten a little girl and a policeman, and——"

Dealer. "Lor'! how 'e's changed, mum! He wasn't at all particular what he ate 'ere!"