LOGIC
Stout Party. "What! no room! Ain't that man just got out? If people can get out, people can get in!"
The Quickest of all Express Trains.—The train of thought.
Startling Railway Accident.—A punctual train.
Keep Your Temper.—Avoid entering into an argument with a deaf man in a railway carriage, as it is sure to lead to high words.
"Don't Touch me, or I'll Scream!" as the engine whistle said to the stoker.