INDEX.
The authors of the original poems are arranged in alphabetical order; the titles of the original poems are printed in small capitals, followed by the Parodies, the authors of which are named wherever possible.
| Albert Grant, M.P. and Leicester Square | [2] | |
| Home, Sweet Home | [3] | |
| Trial by Jury, in 1884, a Burlesque Law Report, from the Pall Mall Gazette | [20] | |
| The Art of Parody, an Article reprinted from The Saturday Review of February 14th, 1885 | [103] | |
| Tracy Turnerelli and the Golden Wreath | [237] [238] | |
| NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED STATES.— | ||
| Orpheus C. Kerr’s report of the Prize Competitionfor a National Hymn, with copies of the rejectedcompositions ascribed to Longfellow, Everett,Whittier, Wendell Holmes, Emerson, CullenBryant, Morris, Willis, Aldwick, and Stoddart | [22] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| Matthew Arnold. | ||
| Sonnet to George Cruikshank | [236] | |
| World—Prize Parody, by V. Amcotts | [237] | |
| Do. do. by Goymour Cuthbert | [237] | |
| Do. Competition Parody by Nocturne | [237] | |
| Do. do. do., by Caraway | [237] | |
| The subject selected was “Mr. Charles Warner in Drink,” August 20, 1879. | ||
| The Forsaken Merman | [237] | |
| The World—Prize Parody, by Mrs. Winsloe | [238] | |
| Do. do. by Miss M. C. Kilburn | [238] | |
| The subject selected was “Mr. Tracy Turnerelli in the Provinces, with the Golden Wreath.” September 24, 1879. | ||
| The Wreath, from The World, July, 1879 | [238] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| John Dryden’s Epigram on Milton. | ||
| “Three Poets, in Three Distant Ages Born” | [233] | |
| Epigram on Orator Henley, Rock, and Dr. John Hill | [233] | |
| ” on Chatterton, Ireland, Lauder, and Macpherson | [233] | |
| ” by D. O’Connell on Three Colonels | [233] | |
| ” on Three Pens, advertisement | [234] | |
| ” on Hemans, Hallam, and Hogg | [234] | |
| Parody Competition in Truth, March 27, 1884— | ||
| Epigrams on Brandy and Soda | [234] | |
| ” on Grog and Baccy | [234] | |
| ” on Generals Wolseley, Roberts, and Graham | [234] | |
| ” on Truth | [234] | |
| ” on Beau Nash, Beau D’Orsay, and Beau Brummel | [234] | |
| ” on Three Champion Batsmen | [234] | |
| ” on the Midge, the Gnat, and the Mosquito | [234] | |
| ” on the Rose, Shamrock, and Thistle | [234] | |
| ” on Tyndall, Huxley, and Darwin | [234] | |
| ” on a Beau, a Dandy, and a Masher | [234] | |
| ” on Gladstone, Sir S. Northcote, and Randolph Churchill | [234] | |
| ” on the Members for Eye, Bridport, and Woodstock | [235] | |
| ” on Lord Salisbury, Sir S. Northcote, and Lord R. Churchill (several) | [235] | |
| ” on Gladstone, John Bright, and J. Chamberlain | [235] | |
| ” on Gambetta, Prince Bismarck, and Gladstone | [235] | |
| ” on the Irish Party (several) | [235] | |
| ” on Lord Beaconsfield, Mr. Gladstone, and Lord R. Churchill | [235] | |
| ” on Whigs, Parnellites, and Tories | [233] | |
| ” on Sir Wilfrid Lawson | [235] | |
| ” on Pitt, Fox, and Gladstone | [236] | |
| ” on Irving, Bancroft, and Toole | [236] | |
| ” on Toole, Sullivan, and Irving | [236] | |
| ” on Irving, Augustus Harris, and Wilson Barrett | [236] | |
| ” on Mrs. Langtry, Miss Ellen Terry, Miss Mary Anderson | [236] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| Bret Harte. | ||
| Dickens in Camp | [1] | |
| Parodies in print, November, 1884 | [1] | |
| Plain Language from Truthful James— | ||
| That Hebrew Ben D——, 1878 | [1] | |
| Plain Language from Truthful Robert | [3] | |
| That Greenwich M.P. (on Mr. Gladstone) | [244] | |
| The Heathen M.P. (on Mr. Disraeli, in 1876) | [245] | |
| “Ben Diz was his name” | [245] | |
| On Chang, the Chinese Giant | [245] | |
| The Aged Stranger— | ||
| “I was with Grant” (Albert Grant) 1874 | [2] | |
| Home, sweet Home, with variations, by Bret Harte, 1881 | [3] | |
| His Finger, a Prose Parody | [4] | |
| The Return of Belisarius— | ||
| To “Auld Willie,” September, 1884 | [3] | |
| “Jim”— | ||
| On Bret Harte | [246] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| Thomas Hood. | ||
| The Song of the Shirt— | ||
| The Night “Comp” | [4] | |
| The Song of the Dirt (Covent Garden in 1884) | [4] | |
| A Song of the Follies of Fashion, 1880 | [5] | |
| The Overseer’s Lament in Australia, 1853, by M. P. Stoddart | [255] | |
| The Song of the Dirt, 1858 | [256] | |
| The Song of the Student, 1854 | [256] | |
| The Song of Exams. (Aberdeen) | [257] | |
| The Song of the Drink | [257] | |
| The Song of the Wheel | [258] | |
| The Song of the Sponge | [258] | |
| The Song of the Streets | [259] | |
| I Remember, I Remember— | ||
| A Parody of, by Phœbe Carey | [4] | |
| A Parody of, by Tom Hood, junior | [5] | |
| What it may come to (the House of Lords) | [5] | |
| Reminiscences of a Grinder (Aberdeen, 1854) | [258] | |
| Manchester Musings | [259] | |
| The Dream of Eugene Aram— | ||
| The Wanstead Home | [5] | |
| The Blue-coat Boys’ Ghost | [5] | |
| A Case of Conscience | [259] | |
| The Lost Child, or Russell’s Lament on the Loss of his Reform Bill, 1867 | [5] | |
| “Our heads have met, and if thine smarts,” | [258] | |
| The Bridge of Sighs— | ||
| The Age of Sighs, 1868 | [259] | |
| Old Year unfortunate (1885) | [259] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. | ||
| Excelsior— | ||
| Higher | [6] | |
| Diogenes, 1854 | [6] | |
| Upwards, 1873 | [6] | |
| M. Duruof, 1874 | [7] | |
| The Excelsior Climbing Boy, 1875 | [7] | |
| “The Swampy State of Illinois” | [8] | |
| The Dowager-Duchess at a Drawing Room | [8] | |
| “’Brellas to mend” | [8] | |
| On Mr. Disraeli’s first speech in Parliament | [17] | |
| The Workhouse (Bob) | [17] | |
| The Griffin | [17] | |
| The Country Fair (Minnie Mum.) | [17] | |
| What Roads! W. F. Field | [18] | |
| Sloper | [18] | |
| Divitior, 1858 | [250] | |
| Nettle-rash (from St. Bartholomew’s) | [251] | |
| Young Lambs to sell | [251] | |
| U-pi-dee, by F. C. Burnand | [251] | |
| “Loved Arabella,” 1867 | [252] | |
| Ye poor Mahdi, 1884 | [252] | |
| “Ten thousand pounds” | [253] | |
| (re Maskelyne v. Irving Bishop) | ||
| A Psalm of Life— | ||
| What the young woman said to the old maid, by Phœbe Carey, 1854 | [11] | |
| “Tell me not in doleful murmurs,” by Thomas Thatcher | [11] | |
| “Please be cheerful,” advice to Novelists | [11] | |
| A Psalm of Farming | [12] | |
| A Song of St. Stephen’s, 1882 | [12] | |
| A Psalm of Burial (on Cremation) | [12] | |
| On Reading a Life and Letters | [12] | |
| An Imitation, by C. Baudelaire | [24] | |
| A Christmas Psalm of Life | [246] | |
| A Psalm for the Trade | [246] | |
| The Yankee Merchant to his book-keeper | [247] | |
| The Psalm of Life as exhibited in Christmas Annuals | [247] | |
| The Day Is Done— | ||
| A parody of, by Phœbe Carey, 1854 | [12] | |
| The Arrow and the Song | [13] | |
| The Birds and the Pheasant, 1867 | [13] | |
| The Ex-Premier (Mr. Gladstone), 1877 | [13] | |
| The Arrow and the Hound, 1884 | [13] | |
| The Bubble and the Bullet, by William Sawyer | [248] | |
| Beware!— | ||
| “I know a maiden fair to see” (Kate Vaughan) | [9] | |
| “I know a masher dark to see” | [9] | |
| “I know a youth who can flirt and flatter” | [247] | |
| “I know a Barber who in town doth dwell” | [248] | |
| “I know a maiden with a bag” | [248] | |
| The Song of the Oyster Land | [248] | |
| The Village Blacksmith. | ||
| Under Britannia’s spreading Oak, 1884 | [9] | |
| The Low Bohemian, 1878 | [10] | |
| The Village Schoolboy | [10] | |
| “Beside a Dingy Public-house,” | [10] | |
| The War Blacksmith, 1866 | [18] | |
| The Lord Chancellor, Finis, 1877 | [19] | |
| The Village Pet. R. E. Blow | [21] | |
| The City Blackleg | [249] | |
| “Before a Study of the Nude” | [249] | |
| The Norman Baron— | ||
| The Roman Prelate, by Walter Parke | [249] | |
| Voices of the Night— | ||
| Voices of our Nights, 1861 | [9] | |
| The Old Clock on the Stairs | [23] | |
| Imitated by C. Baudelaire | [24] | |
| Flowers— | ||
| Flowers of Rotten Row in 1858 | [250] | |
| The Bridge— | ||
| “I lay in my bed at midnight” | [250] | |
| The Arsenal at Springfield— | ||
| The Soirée, by Phœbe Carey, 1854 | [14] | |
| Evangeline— | ||
| Dollarine; a tale of California, 1849 | [14] | |
| The Lost tails of Miletus, by Bret Harte | [15] | |
| Mabel, the Made-up, Finis 1877 | [21] | |
| The Song of Hiawatha— | ||
| Marks and Remarks on the Royal Academy, 1856 | [15] | |
| The Great Medicine-Man, Punch, 1867 | [15] | |
| Revenge, a Rhythmic Recollection | [16] | |
| The Song of Big Ben (Truth) | [16] | |
| The Song of Progress, 1884 | [16] | |
| Le Calumet de Paix, by C. Baudelaire | [24] | |
| The Great Tichborne Demonstration | [253] | |
| Pahtahquahong, by Walter Parke | [253] | |
| The Song of Cetewayo, 1882 | [254] | |
| The Printer’s Hiawatha | [254] | |
| La Belle Sauvage (Princess Pocahontas), 1870 | [255] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| John Milton. | ||
| The Splendid Shilling, in imitation of Milton, by John Philips, 1700 | [217] | |
| The Crooked Sixpence, by Bramston | [219] | |
| Wine, a Poem, 1709 | [219] | |
| A Panegyric on Oxford Ale, 1822 | [221] | |
| The Suet Dumpling | [222] | |
| The Copper Farthing, by Miss Pennington | [222] | |
| The School boy, by the Rev. Mr. Maurice | [224] | |
| The Opening of Parliament, (Prize Parody) by John Foote, 1880 | [225] | |
| Another version, by H. Hamilton, 1880 | [226] | |
| Prae-Existence, a poem in imitation of John Milton, by J. B., 1714 | [226] | |
| Dr. Bentley’s alterations of Milton | [226] | |
| L’Allegro, and Il Penseroso— | ||
| Whitsuntide, by the Rev. George Huddersford, 1793 | [227] | |
| Christmas do. do. | [227] | |
| The Garrulous Man, 1776 | [227] | |
| L’Allegro; or Fun, a Parody | [227] | |
| The Hare Hunter, by Mundy, 1824 | [229] | |
| Fashion, a Paraphrase of L’Allegro, 1814 | [229] | |
| Ode on the Centennial Birthday of Burns, by Samuel Lover, 1859 | [231] | |
| Football, by the Author of “The Idylls of the Rink,” 1883 | [231] | |
| A Reading Man, 1824 | [233] | |
| A Seaside Sonnet, after Milton-Oysters | [233] | |
| Milton’s Epitaph on Shakespeare | [232] | |
| Two Parodies on the same, from Punch, dated 1856 & 1863 | [232] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| Edgar Allan Poe. | ||
| Sketch of his Career | [25] | |
| The Philosophy of Composition | [26] | |
| The Raven | [27] | |
| A Gentle Puff, 1845 | [28] | |
| The Gazelle, by C. C. Cooke, 1845 | [28] | |
| The Whippoorwill, 1845 | [29] | |
| The Vulture, by Robert B. Brough, 1853 | [30] | |
| The Tankard, by Edmund H. Yates, 1855 | [31] | |
| The Parrot, by R. B. Brough, 1856 | [32] | |
| The Cat-Fiend (in prose), 1868 | [32] | |
| The Craven (Napoleon III), 1867 | [33] | |
| The Tailor, by A. Merion, 1872 | [34] | |
| The Shavin’, John F. Mill | [35] | |
| Chateaux d’Espagne, by H. S. Leigh | [35] | |
| A Ravin’. The Figaro, 1873 | [36] | |
| Dunraven. Punch, 1881, 1884 | [36] [57] | |
| The Dove, a Sentimental Parody. J. W. Scott | [37] | |
| Lines on the Death of Poe. Sarah J. Bolton | [38] | |
| My Christmas Pudding | [39] | |
| On a Fragment of a Five-dollar Bill | [40] | |
| Nothing More | [40] | |
| Her Pa’s Dog | [40] | |
| The Phantom Cat, by F. Field, 1868 | [41] | |
| The Croaker, 1875 | [42] | |
| The Stoker (on Dr. Kenealy), 1875. J. Verey | [43] | |
| The Raven, from the Liverpool Porcupine, 1875 | [44] | |
| A Black Bird that could sing, but wouldn’t sing, 1876 | [45] | |
| Cowgate Philanthrophy, 1876 | [46] | |
| Lines to the Speaker of the House of Commons, from Truth, 1877 | [47] | |
| The Baby, from Finis, 1877 | [48] | |
| The Maiden, D. J. M., 1879 | [49] | |
| The Promissory Note, Bayard Taylor | [50] | |
| The “Ager,” by J. P. Stelle | [50] | |
| The Chancellor and the Surplus, 1579 | [51] | |
| The Raven, dedicated to the Duke of Somerset | [52] | |
| The Gold Digger, 1880 | [53] | |
| Quart Pot Creek, by J. Brunton Stephens | [54] | |
| A Sequel, The Spirits, W. T. Ross | [55] | |
| The Drama Despondent, 1882 | [56] | |
| A Voice | [57] | |
| The Ravenous Bull and the Bicycle | [58] | |
| A Cat-as-Trophy, in prose, 1866 | [58] | |
| The End of “The Raven,” 1884 | [59] | |
| Sequel to the Raven, by R. A. Lavender (a Spirit poem) | [59] | |
| A Vigil Vision, by H. Bickford | [60] | |
| Isadore, by Alfred Pike, 1843 | [61] | |
| Plutonian Shore, by J. E. Tuel, 1849 | [70] | |
| The Goblin Goose. Punch, 1881 | [71] | |
| The College Craven. P. G. S., 1884 | [71] | |
| The (C)raven Student | [72] | |
| Le Corbeau, by S. Mallarmé, 1875 | [72] | |
| Vox Corvi, 1694 | [73] | |
| Poe-tical Forgeries | [73] | |
| The Fire Fiend, September, 1864, by Charles D. Gardette | [73] | |
| Golgotha, by Charles D. Gardette | [75] | |
| The Raven, in Dublin | [92] | |
| The Raven, said to have been translated by Poe from a Persian Poem | [92] | |
| Sequel to the Raven, a Spiritual Poem by R. A. Lavender | [93] | |
| A Grand Poem, by Lizzie Doten, 1872 | [94] | |
| Farewell to Earth, by Lizzie Doten | [95] | |
| The Vulture, by Somers Bellamy, 1885 | [136] | |
| Spiritual Poems, in imitation of Poe, by Mrs. Lydia Tenney | [93] | |
| The Raven, by R. Allston Lavender | [93] | |
| A Grand Poem, by Lizzie Doten | [94] | |
| The Kingdom, ” ” | [94] | |
| Farewell to Earth ” ” | [95] | |
| Improvisations from the Spirit, by Dr. J. J. Garth Wilkinson, 1857 | [95] | |
| Pot-Pourri, reprinted from the scarce New York Edition of 1875— | ||
| The Ruined Palace. (The Haunted Palace) | [96] | |
| Dream-Mere. (Dreamland) | [96] | |
| Israfiddlestrings. (Israfel) | [97] | |
| The Ghouls in the Belfry. (The Bells) | [98] | |
| Hullaloo. (Ulalume) | [99] | |
| To Any. (For Annie) | [100] | |
| Hannibal Leigh. (Annabel Lee) | [101] | |
| Raving. (The Raven) | [102] | |
| The Monster Maggot. (The Conqueror Worm) | [102] | |
| Poetic Fragments | [103] | |
| Under-Lines | [103] | |
| The Bells | [75] | |
| The Swells, by R. B. Brough, 1857 | [76] | |
| The Ball-Room Belles. Fun. 1865 | [77] | |
| Pills, by Damer Cape, 1866 | [77] | |
| The Hells. The Tomahawk, 1867 | [78] | |
| Christmas Fancies. Fun, 1867 | [79] | |
| The Bells | [79] | |
| The Bills, by Thomas Hood, the younger, 1870 | [80] | |
| The Flute | [81] | |
| The Chimes done in Rhymes, an American parody, 1871 | [81] | |
| The Bills, from the Light Green, 1872 | [82] | |
| The Bells, by an overworked Waiter, 1875 | [82] | |
| The Girls | [83] | |
| The Bills, by a Mercantile Poet, 1875 | [83] | |
| The Belles, Benjamin D——, 1876 | [83] | |
| The Bills. The Corkscrew Papers, 1876 | [84] | |
| The Swells. Worthy a Crown? | [85] | |
| The Bells. Fiz, 1878 | [85] | |
| The Bills. Funny Folks, 1879 | [86] | |
| The Hose. Puck, 1879 | [87] | |
| The Bills. Punch, 1879 | [87] | |
| Bills. Truth, 1880 | [88] | |
| The Bells, Mr. Irving in, 1883 | [89] | |
| The Voice of the Bells, by W. A. Eaton | [89] | |
| The Bills. Detroit Free Press | [89] | |
| “O! The Hammers,” by William Allan, 1883 | [90] | |
| Reminiscences of Summer, 1883 | [90] | |
| That Amateur Flute, an American Parody | [90] | |
| The Office Boy’s Mother in America | [91] | |
| Israfel— | ||
| Bisakel, by J. E. Dalton, 1880 | [91] | |
| The Steed of Fire ” ” | [91] | |
| Annabel Lee | [61] | |
| Samuel Brown, by Phœbe Carey, 1854 | [61] | |
| The Cannibal Flea, by Tom Hood, the younger | [62] | |
| The L. C. D. and the L. S. D. by Joseph Verey | [62] | |
| St. Rose of Lima, by Walter Parke, 1882 | [63] | |
| Beautiful B—— (Wilson Barrett), J. W. G. W. | [63] | |
| Annabel Lee, from “Mr. and Mrs. Spoopendyke,” by Stanley Huntley | [64] | |
| Ulalume | [64] | |
| Paralune. Punch, 1881 | [64] | |
| The Willows, by Bret Harte | [65] | |
| What is in a Name, by Thomas Hood, junior | [65] | |
| You’ll Resume. Punch, 1882 | [66] | |
| Hope; An Allegory, by John H. Ingram | [66] | |
| Covent Garden. Fun, 1867 | [68] | |
| The Kingdom, a Spirit poem, by Lizzie Doten | [94] | |
| Lenore | ||
| The Supper of the Four, by A. Merion, 1872 | [67] | |
| For Annie | [68] | |
| Tristan and Isolde, by J. W. G. W. | [68] | |
| Ligiea— | ||
| Hygiea. Punch, 1880 | [69] | |
| The Demon of the Doldrums | [69] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| William Shakespeare. | ||
| A Prologue, in imitation of Othello’s address tothe Senate | [144] | |
| Correspondence in The Daily News, 1883, concerningthe Gaiety burlesques of The Tempest, andHamlet, including letters from Mr. Moy Thomas,Mr. W. Kennedy, Mr. John Hollingshead, andMr. F. C. Burnand | [144] | |
| The Daily News on Shakespearian Burlesques, October 25, 1884 | [205] | |
| Dreary Song for Dreary Summer, by Shirley Brooks, 1860 | [205] | |
| Shakespoke’s Epigram, by J. G. Dalton | [205] | |
| The Shakespeare Monument Committee, 1823 | [205] | |
| The “New Shakspere Society,” and Mr. F. J. Furnivall | [162] | |
| THE TEMPEST— | ||
| The Tempest; or, the Enchanted Isle, by Sir W. Davenant and John Dryden | [146] | |
| The Enchanted Isle; or, Raising the Wind, by R. B.and W. Brough, produced at the Adelphi Theatre,1848, with the cast | [203] | |
| Ariel, by F. C. Burnand, produced at the Gaiety Theatre, October, 1883, with the cast | [204] | |
| Where the Bee Sucks | [204] | |
| Who would be Great Grand Lord High? By J. R. Planché | [204] | |
| “Our Revels now are ended” | [204] | |
| “Those Golden pallaces,” by Lord Stirling | [204] | |
| “Our Parodies are ended” | [204] | |
| MEASURE FOR MEASURE— | ||
| “Take, O, Take Those Lips Away” | [188] | |
| Take, O, take that bill away | [188] | |
| Take, O, take the haunch away, by W. H. Ireland, 1803 | [188] | |
| Take, O, take that wreath away (to Mr. Tracy Turnerelli) | [189] | |
| I bought thee late a golden wreath (after Ben Jonson) | [189] | |
| Take, O, take Parnell away, 1882 | [189] | |
| Ay, but to die, and go we know not where | [244] | |
| Ay, but to love, and not be loved again | [244] | |
| Oh, but to fade, and live we know not where,by Phœbe Carey | [169] | |
| MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING— | ||
| “Sigh no more, Ladies” | [202] | |
| Rail no more, Tories, 1823 | [202] | |
| Sigh no more, Dealers, 1867 | [203] | |
| A MIDSUMMER-NIGHT’S DREAM— | ||
| Act I. A Midsummer Nightmare, 1885 | [197] | |
| Act II. The Casting of the Cabinet, 1885 | [197] | |
| “That very time I saw,” by Phœbe Carey | [169] | |
| I Know a Bank | [198] | |
| I know a Bank (a monody on Money), 1879 | [198] | |
| I know a Bank (at Paddington), 1883 | [198] | |
| I am that merry wanderer of the night (Lord R. Churchill) | [199] | |
| THE MERCHANT OF VENICE— | ||
| Shylock; or, the Merchant of Venice Preserved; by F. Talfourd. Produced at the Olympic Theatre, 1853 | [179] | |
| “What find I here? Fair Portia’s counterfeit” | [180] | |
| Tell me, where is Fancy bred? | [180] | |
| Tell me, what is Fancy Bread? | [180] | |
| A Parody by J. R. Planché, 1843 | [204] | |
| The Quality of Mercy is not strained— | ||
| The Jollity of Nursey is not feigned, 1883 | [180] | |
| This Quality of Jelly must be strained, 1880 | [180] | |
| The Quality of Flirting is not strained | [204] | |
| AS YOU LIKE IT— | ||
| The Seven Ages of Man | [169] | |
| “All the Town’s a Slide,” 1850 | [172] | |
| “All the World’s a Stable” | [174] [242] | |
| “All the World’s away” (for the holidays) | [241] | |
| “All Parliament’s a Stage” (Political) | [241] | |
| “All the Night’s a Stage” (on noises) | [242] | |
| “All the Day’s a Plague” (on street noises) | [242] | |
| “All the World’s a Newspaper,” 1824 | [195] | |
| The Stage Coach Company, 1803 | [170] | |
| The Patriot’s Progress, 1814 | [170] | |
| The Seven Ages of Woman | [170] [174] | |
| The Seven Ages of Æstheticism | [171] | |
| The Seven Ages of Intemperance, 1834 | [171] | |
| The Poetry of the Steam Engine, 1846 | [172] | |
| The Seven Ages of the French Republic, 1848 | [172] | |
| The Seven Ages of a Public Man, 1855 | [172] | |
| The Catalogue of the British Museum | [173] | |
| The Seven Ages in Mincing Lane, 1868 | [173] | |
| The Politician’s Seven Ages, 1868 | [173] | |
| The Seven Ages of Acting, 1884 | [174] | |
| The Seven Ages of Love, 1881 | [174] | |
| The Seven Carriages of Man, 1885 | [174] | |
| The Seven Drinks of Man, 1885 | [175] | |
| The Seven Courses at Dinner | [241] [242] | |
| The Seven Ages of Cricket | [242] | |
| The Seven Ages of a Clergyman | [243] | |
| The Seven Ages of a Politician | [243] | |
| The Seven Forms of Insanity | [243] | |
| The Seven Ages of a Sailor | [243] | |
| The Seven Ages of Fashion | [244] | |
| “Dinner is a Stage,” by F. B. Doveton | [240] | |
| “Parliament’s a Stage” (Political) | [241] | |
| Bud, Blossom, and Decay, by T. F. D. Croker | [195] | |
| Jaques in Capel Court, 1845 (Gambling on the Stock Exchange) | [171] | |
| A Paraphrase, by E. L Blanchard, 1866 | [196] | |
| Oxford is a Stage, 1868 | [196] | |
| A Shakespearian after-dinner Recitation, by F. Upton, | [196] | |
| A Fool, a fool! I met a fool i’ the Forest | [194] | |
| The same, with a cold in the head (at Combe) | [194] | |
| A Dude—a dude! I met a dude | [195] | |
| Blow, blow thou Winter Wind, a parody on | [176] | |
| Lines on Mrs. Langtry as Rosalind, 1882 | [176] | |
| Lines on Miss Mary Anderson as Rosalind, at Stratford-on-Avon, August, 1885 | [244] | |
| Under the Greenwood Tree | [196] | |
| Under the Greenwood Shed, by Shirley Brooks, 1866 | [197] | |
| A WINTER’S TALE— | ||
| Perdita, or the Royal Milkmaid, by William Brough.Produced at the Lyceum Theatre, 1856, with the cast | [200] | |
| Zapolya, a Christmas Tale by S. T. Coleridge, 1817 | [200] | |
| KING JOHN— | ||
| King John Burlesque, by G. A. A’Beckett. Produced at the St. James’s Theatre in 1837 | [199] | |
| Cast of Characters in the burlesque, and extractsfrom it | [199] | |
| KING HENRY V.— | ||
| Prologue Act IV. | [201] | |
| Lord Mayor’s Day, 1827 | [201] | |
| RICHARD THE THIRD— | ||
| “Now is the Winter of our discontent” | [189] | |
| “The World” Parody, Competition. The return of Lord Chelmsford from Zululand | [190] | |
| Cetewayo’s Soliloquy | [190] | |
| King Richard ye Third, by Charles Selby, at theStrand Theatre in 1844 | [190] | |
| The Rise and Fall of Richard III., or a new Front toan old Dicky, by F. C. Burnand, at the RoyaltyTheatre in 1868, with the Cast | [191] | |
| Richard III, Travestie, by William By, 1816 | [191] | |
| Richard III. Burlesque, by J. Sterling Coyne, 1844 | [191] | |
| KING HENRY VIII.— | ||
| Cardinal Wolsey’s Farewell | [191] | |
| Henry Irving’s Farewell, 1875 | [191] | |
| Mr. Gladstone’s Farewell to his Old China, 1875 | [191] | |
| A Parody in College Rhymes | [192] | |
| ROMEO AND JULIET— | ||
| I do remember an old Bachelor, 1832 | [176] | |
| I do remember a Cook’s shop | [176] | |
| I do remember a young pleader, by G. Wentworth, 1824 | [176] | |
| I do remember a strange man, a herald, by R. Surtees | [177] | |
| Ha! I remember a low sort of shop, by J. R. Planché | [204] | |
| The Shakespeare of the Period, 1869— | ||
| Romeo and Juliet, as arranged by T. W. Robertson | [177] | |
| Romeo and Juliet, as arranged by T. Maddison Morton | [178] | |
| Romeo and Juliet as arranged by H. J. Byron | [178] | |
| Do. Do. as arranged by Dion Boucicault | [178] | |
| Romeo and Juliet Travestie, by Andrew Halliday.Produced at the Strand Theatre, 1859 | [179] | |
| Romeo and Juliet; or, the Shaming of the True.Performed at Oxford during Commemoration, 1868 | [179] | |
| JULIUS CÆSAR. | ||
| The Speech of Brutus over the Body of Cæsar | [192] | |
| The Poacher’s Apology | [192] | |
| Marc Antony’s Speech | [192] | |
| Parody Competition in The Weekly Dispatch, June 28, 1885. | [193] | |
| A Speech by Sir W. Harcourt, by T. A. Wilson | [193] | |
| A Speech by John Bright, by H. L. Brickel | [193] | |
| On Mr. Gladstone leaving Office, by George Mallinson | [193] | |
| MACBETH. | ||
| Macbeth, in a Song from Rejected Addresses | [181] | |
| The Incantation on Penenden Plain, 1828 | [181] | |
| Is this a Sovereign which I feel behind me? 1852 | [182] | |
| Macbeth Travestie, in Accepted Addresses | [182] | |
| Macbeth Travestie, by F. Talfourd, 1847. Performedat Henley; at the Strand Theatre in 1848; and atthe Olympic Theatre in 1853 | [182] | |
| Making the Pudding; a Christmas Incantation | [183] | |
| The Modern Macbeth. H. Savile Clarke, 1885 | [183] | |
| Shakespeare’s Recipe for cooking a Beef Steak | [184] | |
| M. Alexis Soyer’s Soup for the Poor (on the Incantation Scene) | [239] | |
| Macbeth’s Soliloquy parodied, 1830 | [240] | |
| Shakespeare’s Ghost on the New Apocalypse August, 1885 | [240] | |
| HAMLET. | ||
| To be, or not to be (from the 1623 folio edition) | [146] | |
| Oh, say! To be, or not to be? As a song, from George Cruikshank’s Almanac, 1846 | [146] | |
| To Be, or not to Be? By T. Thatcher | [146] | |
| To Be, or not to Be? On London’s Municipal Reform, 1884 | [147] | |
| To Be, or not to Be? By Mark Twain | [147] | |
| To Be, or not to Be? As supposed to be amended by Mr. F. J. Furnivall | [163] | |
| To Act, or not to Act? (on Speculation) | [147] | |
| To Affiliate, or not to Affiliate? | [148] | |
| To Bake, or not to Bake? Advertisement | [148] | |
| To Bathe, or not to Bathe? | [148] | |
| To Bee, or not to Bee? (Spelling Bee) | [148] | |
| To Be, or not to Be? (Gladstone’s Soliloquy) Prize Parody by Jessie H. Wheeler | [149] | |
| To Box, or not to Box? | [149] | |
| Burgh, or No-Burgh? From the Ardrossan Herald | [146] | |
| Canal, or no Canal? By F. B. Cottier (on the Suez Canal) | [150] | |
| To Cheat, or not to Cheat? By an Attorney | [150] | |
| Clôture or no Clôture? Punch, 1882 | [151] | |
| To Come, or not to Come? For a Bashful Reciter, by Henry J. Finn | [151] | |
| Compromise, or no Compromise? 1884 | [151] | |
| To Dance, or not to Dance? Judy, 1871 | [151] | |
| To Drink, or not to Drink? American Paper | [152] | |
| Ditto ditto Punch, 1841 | [152] | |
| Ditto ditto From Hamlet Travestie, by F. Talfourd, 1849 | [152] | |
| To Dun, or not to Dun? The Mirror, 1823 | [152] | |
| To Dye, or not to Dye? The Tomahawk, 1869 | [153] | |
| To Dig, or not to Dig? J. M. Dron (Another proposed Suez Canal) | [150] | |
| Etre, ou ne pas être! A French version | [162] | |
| A Flea, or not a Flea? by James Robinson | [153] | |
| To Fight, or not to Fight? 1823 | [202] | |
| To Go, or not to Go? Ophelia’s Version. | [153] | |
| To Have it out, or not? A Dental Soliloquy | [153] | |
| To Hiss, or not to Hiss? The Puppet Show | [154] | |
| To Hunt, or not to Hunt? The Mirror, 1823 | [154] | |
| To Pay, or not to Pay? The Debtor’s Soliloquy, by F. J. Overton, 1881 | [154] | |
| To Pay, or not to Pay? (on the Suez Canal). by Leonard Harding | [150] | |
| To be, or not to be Polite? Gossip, 1885 | [155] | |
| To Print, or not to Print? Rev. R. Jago | [155] | |
| To Yield, or not to Yield? (To the Tories) | [149] | |
| To Rat, or not to Rat? Once a Week, 1868 | [155] | |
| To Smoke, or not to Smoke? | [244] | |
| To Sleep, or not to Sleep? O. P. Q. P. Smiff | [162] | |
| To Shave, or not to Shave? Diogenes, 1854 | [155] | |
| Ditto ditto by T. F. Dillon-Croker | [156] | |
| To Starve, or not to Starve? W. H. Ireland | [156] | |
| To Sniggle, or to Dibble? by F. C. Burnand | [202] | |
| To Stick to Hoy, or not? The Argus, 1831 | [157] | |
| To Stitch, or not to Stitch? The Mirror | [157] | |
| To Strike, or not to Strike? by a Cabman, 1867, | [157] | |
| To Stand, or not to Stand, 1808 | [161] | |
| Trousers, or no Trousers? (The Bloomer Question) The Month, 1851 | [158] | |
| Tubby, or not Tubby? by F. C. Burnand | [161] | |
| To Urn, or not to Urn? by William Sawyer | [161] | |
| To Vaccinate, or not? 1881 | [158] | |
| To Wash, or not to Wash? by J. P. Roberdeau, 1803 | [158] | |
| To Write, or not to Write? The New Lady’s Magazine, 1786 | [160] | |
| On the Marriage Question. | ||
| To Wed, or not to Wed? The New Lady’s Magazine, 1786 | [158] | |
| To Woo, or not to Woo? Posthumous Parodies, 1814 | [159] | |
| To Wed, or not to Wed? by W. A. Clouston | [159] | |
| Marry, or not to Marry? Political Note Book, 1824 | [159] | |
| To Wed, or not to Wed? Echoes from the Clubs, 1868 | [159] | |
| Ditto ditto, Anonymous | [161] | |
| To Be, or not to Be (married)? by W. H. Edmunds | [160] | |
| To Pop, or not to Pop the fatal question? | [160] | |
| When a man becomes tired of his life (Song foundedon the Soliloquy) | [162] | |
| The Soliloquy in Hebrew, 1880 | [202] | |
| Hamlet in Prose, 1848 | [202] | |
| The Ghost Scene parodied | [203] | |
| Hamlet Travestie, by John Poole, 1810 | [161] | |
| Hamlet, or, not such a fool as he looks, by the Author of “The Light Green” 1882 | [160] | |
| Very Little Hamlet, by W. Yardley, at the Gaiety Theatre, 1884 | [164] | |
| Hamlet Travestie, by F. Talfourd, 1849 | [164] | |
| Three Children sliding on the Ice | [162] | |
| Furnivallos Furioso and the Newest Shakespeare Society, 1876 | [163] | |
| The advice of Polonius to Laertes, a Parody of, by H. J. Byron | [164] | |
| Hamlet’s instructions to the Players, Parody of, by W. S. Gilbert, in The Pretty Druidess, 1869 | [165] | |
| See what an incubus sits on our City, 1882 | [165] | |
| Look here upon this picture, and on this | [165] | |
| A Parody Cigarette Advertisement | [165] | |
| Parody of the scene between Polonius and Ophelia, by F. Talfourd | [165] | |
| The Barrow Diggers, an Antiquarian conversation in imitation of the Grave Diggers Scene, 1839 | [167] | |
| An Irish Play bill, 1793 | [169] | |
| Ben Dizzy patch’d and mended for to-day, Fiz, 1879 | [169] | |
| Hamlet from a new point of view | [164] | |
| OTHELLO— | ||
| Othello’s Speech to the Senate | [184] | |
| The Strolling Player’s Apology | [184] | |
| Kenealy’s Speech to the Senate, 1875 | [184] | |
| “Good name, in Man and Woman” | [185] | |
| A Parody in the Ingoldsby Legends | [185] | |
| Farewell, the tranquil mind! | [185] | |
| A Parody, by George Colman | [185] | |
| The Undertaker’s Farewell, 1849 | [185] | |
| Farewell the quiet chop! (at Evans’s) 1879 | [185] | |
| Shakespeare’s Farewell | [185] | |
| Address by J. P. Kemble. (O.P. Riots, 1810) | [186] | |
| William IV. and Reform, 1832, Parody of a scene from Othello | [186] | |
| Punch and Lord John Russell, 1848 | [187] | |
| Henry Irving as Othello | [187] | |
| Othello Travestie, an Operatic Burlesque Burletta,by Maurice G. Dowling, produced at Liverpoolin 1834, and at the Strand Theatre | [188] | |
| ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA— | ||
| An Extravaganza, founded on Antony and Cleopatra,by F. C. Burnand, produced at the HaymarketTheatre, 1866 | [201] | |
| CYMBELINE— | ||
| Fear no more the heat o’ the Sun | [193] | |
| Fear no more the voice of the don, 1872 | [194] | |
| “Our Parodies are ended” | [204] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| King Queer, and his Daughters Three, at the Strand Theatre, 1855 | [205] | |
| A Coriolanus Travestie, by J. Morgan, produced in Liverpool, 1846 | [205] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| Miss Ann Taylor. | ||
| My Mother | [106] | |
| A History of the poem “My Mother” | [106] | |
| My Mary, by William Cowper | [107] | |
| My Mother, by an Outcast | [107] | |
| ” ” by F. Talfourd | [167] | |
| My Mother-in-Law | [108] | |
| Mothers. The Humourist | [143] | |
| My Baedeker, from Tracts in Norway | [143] | |
| My Banker. Punch 1855 | [111] | |
| ” ” Judy 1879 | [142] | |
| My Barrett (Mr. Wilson Barrett), 1884 | [111] | |
| My Bismarck. Judy 1867 | [112] | |
| My Broker. Punch 1875 | [111] | |
| My Brother | [142] | |
| ” ” The Boys Own Paper, 1884 | [109] | |
| My Father | [134] | |
| My Mother | [134] | |
| My Brother | [134] | |
| My Sister | [135] | |
| My Boot-Hooks. The Man in the Moon | [113] | |
| My Bicycle. J. G. Dalton | [113] | |
| My Bishop. Thomas Moore | [123] | |
| My Chignon. Girl of the Period | [113] | |
| My Client. Punch, 1875 | [111] [112] | |
| My Dentist. R. E. Egerton-Warburton | [113] | |
| My Father. Truth, 1877 | [127] | |
| My Godwin. J. and H. Smith | [121] | |
| My Hairs. Thomas Hood | [114] | |
| My Hookah | [114] | |
| My Jenny (on Jenny Lind) | [114] | |
| My Landlady. Figaro Album | [115] | |
| My Lodger. Judy, 1869 | [115] | |
| My Little-go. College Rhymes, 1865 | [115] | |
| My Member. Punch, 1852 | [116] | |
| My Murray. Punch, 1857 | [116] | |
| My Miguel. Thomas Moore | [122] | |
| My Nose. John Jones | [116] | |
| My Punch | [117] | |
| My Relations. Funny Folks, 1879 | [108] | |
| My Stockings | [117] | |
| My Tutor. Paulopostprandials, 1883 | [143] | |
| My Tailor, by a Man of Fashion | [117] | |
| My Ticker. Punch, 1842 | [118] | |
| My Uncle (ascribed to Louis Napoleon) | [118] | |
| My Uncle. Punch, 1845 | [118] | |
| My Uncle. John Taylor | [118] | |
| My Uncle. Punch, 1871 | [119] | |
| My Valentine. Judy, 1880 | [119] | |
| My Whalley. The Tomahawk, 1867 | [119] | |
| My Whiskers. The Belle Assemblée, 1833 | [120] | |
| My Yot. Punch, 1880 | [120] | |
| A Lay of Real Life | [109] | |
| Audi Alteram Partem | [110] | |
| Harry’s Complaint | [110] | |
| A Sister’s Complaint | [110] | |
| “Another,” by J. W. G. W. | [135] | |
| Avitor, by Bret Harte | [132] | |
| “Baby” at the Strand Theatre, Fun, 1879 | [128] | |
| Blucher, Cambridge Odes | [123] | |
| Cattle Show Queries | [132] | |
| Free Trade v. Protection, Punch, 1849 | [124] | |
| Her Mother, Finis | [109] | |
| Her Mother, Funny Folks | [132] | |
| King Clicquot, Punch, 1855 | [125] | |
| Lines by a Girl of the Future, 1869 | [126] | |
| L. S. D. (Money), Figaro, 1874 | [127] | |
| Nobody | [132] | |
| Nursy-Pursy, The Tomahawk, 1869 | [108] | |
| Our Bishops, Jon Duan, 1874 | [127] | |
| Our Sunday down East, Punch, 1880 | [129] | |
| Our Marquis, Truth, 1884 | [130] | |
| The Turncock, Punch, 1843 | [124] | |
| The Ramoneur, Punch, 1843 | [124] | |
| The Baker. Punch, 1853 | [124] | |
| The Poet, C. Rae Brown, 1855 | [125] | |
| The Baby Show, Cuthbert Bede, 1856 | [126] [108] | |
| The Russians, Benjamin D——, 1876 | [127] | |
| The “Doctor,” Funny Folks, 1877 | [128] | |
| The Weather, Truth, 1879 | [128] | |
| The Weather, Punch, 1881 | [129] | |
| The Egyptian Baby (Tewfik) | [130] | |
| The Fog, Judy, 1882 | [130] | |
| The Mahdi, The Referee, 1884 | [130] | |
| The Lords. H. E. Harker | [131] | |
| The “Comp.” | [131] | |
| The Newspaper, 1823 | [122] | |
| The Proctor, The Gownsman, 1831 | [123] | |
| The Slug, Judy, 1873 | [141] | |
| The Fog, Judy, 1876 | [141] | |
| The Nervous, The Argosy, 1866 | [142] | |
| The Bible | [133] | |
| The Orange | [133] | |
| The People’s William, Ipswich Journal, 1885 | [131] | |
| Tight Lacing, Truth, 1879 | [128] | |
| Your Friend, Countess of Blessington | [120] | |
| Another Friend (a Stick) | [121] | |
| Woman, L. O. Shaw 1815 | [121] | |
| Velluti, 1828 | [122] | |
| Valentine (the Curate) | [142] | |
| What the Seasons bring | [130] | |
| Who? Ah, who? The Figaro, 1874 | [110] | |
| Who’s who in 1851. Punch, 1851 | [112] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| Alfred, Lord Tennyson. | ||
| Mariana— | ||
| Mariana on the Second Floor, 1851 | [260] | |
| Mary Anne; or the Law of Divorce, 1858 | [260] | |
| The Owl’d Yarn, by R. F. Hind | [261] | |
| Oriana— | ||
| Yule Tide (Oh, my Gracious!) | [261] | |
| The Ballad of Hoary Anna | [261] | |
| Idadæca, from Kottabos, 1881 | [262] | |
| Randy-Pandy, by George Cotterell, 1885 | [203] | |
| Lady Clara Vere de Vere— | ||
| Miss Matilda Johnson Jones, by Gilbert Abbot à Beckett, 1845 | [263] | |
| The Merman— | ||
| The Mer(ry)man, by George Cotterell | [264] | |
| The May Queen— | ||
| “You must save me from the Jingoes,” by J. Arthur Elliott | [139] | |
| Hodge’s Emancipation, by John H. Gibson | [140] | |
| Outside the Lyceum, April, 1885 | [140] | |
| The Lord Mayor | [264] | |
| The May Queen with a cold | [264] | |
| Russia to England | [265] | |
| At the Play | [265] | |
| The Lotus Eaters— | ||
| The Onion Eaters | [140] | |
| A Dream of Fair Women— | ||
| A Vision of Great Men | [265] | |
| A Dream of Fair Drinking | [265] | |
| A Dream of Unfair Trade | [265] | |
| Ulysses— | ||
| The Czar of Russia | [265] | |
| Locksley Hall— | ||
| Lay of Boxing Night, 1847 | [266] | |
| Lincoln’s Inn, by Albert Smith, 1851 | [266] | |
| St. Stephen’s Revisited, by G. Cotterell | [267] | |
| The Grinder, March, 1885 | [267] | |
| Digwell’s Lament, 1865 | [267] | |
| Godiva— | ||
| Whittington, 1858 | [268] | |
| The Eagle, and a Parody | [268] | |
| Break, Break, Break— | ||
| “Block, block, block,” by G. Cotterell | [263] | |
| “Sleep, sleep, sleep,” by F. Field | [209] | |
| The Lost Joke | [269] | |
| “Talk, talk, talk!” (to Mr. Parnell) | [269] | |
| “Wake, wake, wake!” by R. H. W. Yeabsley | [269] | |
| “Thirst, thirst, thirst!” | [269] | |
| “Broke, broke, broke!” | [269] | |
| Who breaks pays | [269] | |
| Gladstone hath us in his net | [270] | |
| The Brook— | ||
| The Song of the Flirt | [270] | |
| The Mont Cenis Train, 1868 | [270] | |
| The Corn, by Jayhay, 1878 | [271] | |
| The River, a Steamboat version | [271] | |
| The Song of the Steam Launch | [272] | |
| The Sherbrooke. A Lowe Ballad | [272] | |
| A Lay of Lawn Tennis | [272] | |
| Home they brought her Warrior dead— | ||
| Home they brought her “Worrier” dead | [273] | |
| “Let me lie here,” by John Cotton | [273] | |
| Give me no more | [140] | |
| “The Slander falls in different halls” | [273] | |
| Tears, Idle Tears— | ||
| Tears, maudlin Tears | [141] | |
| The Charge of the Light Brigade— | ||
| The Light (Blue) Brigade—The University Boat Race | [273] | |
| The Gas Stoker’s Strike, by J. Verey, 1873 | [274] | |
| Clapham Junction, by J. Verey | [274] | |
| The Charge of the “Light” Brigade, by C. T. Druery | [274] | |
| The Charge of the Heavy Brigade at Kassassin | [275] | |
| The Charge of the Fire Brigade | [275] | |
| A Welcome to Alexandra— | ||
| Stradella, by Rose Grey, 1863 | [275] | |
| A Welcome to Battenberg, Funny Folks | [136] | |
| In Tennysoniam, by Albert Smith, 1851 | [276] | |
| A Parody of Tennyson’s Prefatory Sonnet for “The Nineteenth Century” | [276] | |
| Wages, Judy | [140] | |
| Idylls of the King— | ||
| A Parody of the Dedication (on John Brown) | [276] | |
| A little rift within the lute | [277] | |
| “Too soon, too soon” | [277] | |
| “Little Miss Muffet” as an Arthurian Idyll | [277] | |
| Despair, 1881— | ||
| Never say die | [278] | |
| Hands all round, by John Phelan | [278] | |
| The Fleet (April, 1885), The Times | [137] | |
| The Bard (on his reported imbecility) | [137] [138] | |
| A Laurel. J. Fox Turner | [137] | |
| “We, we.” E. S. Watson | [137] | |
| Tennyson (on his reported lunacy) | [137] | |
| Tennyson Tackled. Punch | [137] | |
| Our Fleet. Moonshine | [138] | |
| Parody Competition Poems on The Fleet.— | ||
| Prize Parody, by Mrs. Emily Lawrence | [138] | |
| A Conservative (on his leader’s reported inefficiency). Henry L. Brickell | [138] | |
| The Government. John Carter | [139] | |
| The Laureate. Exe | [135] | |
| The Corporation. Thomas H. Knight | [139] | |
| To the Jingo. George Mallinson | [139] | |
| To the Jingo. Edward Scott | [139] | |
| Gladstone’s Rebuke. Jesse H. Wheeler | [139] | |
| The Unfitness of the Meat, by F. B. Doveton | [279] | |
| Lines to Princess Beatrice on her Marriage | [279] | |
| Two Suns of Love make day of human life | [279] | |
| Two Moons for thee of honey and of strife | [279] | |
| Two sums of cash will fill a German purse | [279] | |
| Two tones of love make woe of married life | [279] | |
| Two things, no doubt, make day of married life | [280] | |
| Two tricks of trade make bearable my life | [280] | |
| Two sorts of grants make rich the royal train | [280] | |
| Two bridal loves make laugh of “You, you’s” song | [280] | |
| Tennyson on General Gordon | [141] | |
| ——:o:—— | ||
| Isaac Watts, D.D. | ||
| How doth the little busy Bee | [206] | |
| How doth the little busy Flea | [206] [208] | |
| How doth the ever busy Wasp | [207] | |
| How doth the busy Russian Bee, 1875 | [207] | |
| How doth the dizzy Disraeli, 1858 | [207] | |
| How doth the lively Spelling Bee, 1876 | [207] | |
| How doth the little busy Wheeze | [207] | |
| How doth the busy Parliament, 1876 | [208] | |
| How doth the little Crocodile | [208] | |
| How doth the little Mosquito | [208] | |
| How doth the honest Land League man, 1881 | [208] | |
| How doth the little coal-hole top | [208] | |
| How doth the very Bizzy Bee (Bismarck) | [209] | |
| How doth the gorging, greedy Bee | [209] | |
| How doth the wobbling, wily wops | [209] | |
| Buggins’s Variations of the Busy Bee | [209] | |
| A Prose Version | [207] | |
| Let Dogs delight to bark and bite | [210] | |
| Let Canine Animals, 1847 | [210] | |
| Let Austria delight to bark and bite, 1854 | [210] | |
| Let peaceful Bright in speech delight, 1854 | [210] | |
| Let Lords delight to bark and bite, 1869 | [210] | |
| Let Rads delight to bark and bite | [211] | |
| Let Bigots write with sneers of spite | [211] | |
| Let Fools and Bullies brawl and fight | [211] | |
| Let Cads delight with fists to fight | [212] | |
| Let Frenchmen fight with kick and bite | [215] | |
| Whigs in their cosy berths agree, 1849 | [210] | |
| Birds in their little nests agree | [211] | |
| Oh, Marcus! You should never let | [211] | |
| On a Fracas at Newmarket, 1883 | [211] | |
| To a Policeman | [212] | |
| When Bishops, who in wealth abound | [216] | |
| ’Tis the voice of the Sluggard | [212] | |
| ’Tis the moan of old Louis (of France), 1823 | [212] | |
| ’Tis the voice of the lobster | [212] | |
| ’Tis the voice of the Czar, 1879 | [213] | |
| ’Tis the voice of the Rinker | [213] | |
| ’Tis the voice of Britannia | [213] | |
| ’Tis the voice of the glutton | [213] | |
| ’Tis the voice of the oyster | [213] | |
| ’Twas the voice of the “Special” | [213] | |
| A Parody from Funny Folks | [212] | |
| The Wise one and the Foolish | [213] | |
| Whene’er I take my walks abroad | [214] | |
| Do. do. in London Streets | [214] | |
| The Irish Landlord’s Song | [214] | |
| I cannot take my walks abroad | [214] | |
| Another Version, by Shirley Brooks | [215] | |
| Whene’er abroad we take our walks (in Covent Garden) | [215] | |
| Abroad in the Boroughs | [215] | |
| How sweet a thing it is to dwell | [216] | |
| Why should I relieve my neighbour | [216] | |
| A Paraphrase on Dr. Watts’ Distich on the Study of Languages, 1792 | [216] | |