STUMPED.
Several Sundays ago a Philadelphia gentleman took his little son on a railway excursion. The little fellow was looking out of the window, when his father slipped the hat off the boy’s head. The latter was much grieved at his supposed loss, when papa consoled him by saying that he would “whistle it back.” A little later he whistled and the hat reappeared. Not long after the little lad flung his hat out of the window, shouting, “Now, papa, whistle it back again!” A roar of laughter in the car served to enhance the confusion of perplexed papa. Moral: Don’t attempt to deceive little boys with plausible stories.
EXCURSIONISTS PUT TO THE PROOF.
A good story is told of the Manchester, Sheffield, and Lincoln Railway Company. A week or two since, the company ran an excursion train to London and back, the excursion being intended for their workmen at Gorton and Manchester. There was an enormous demand for the tickets; so enormous that the officials began, to use an expressive term, “to smell a rat.” But the sale of the tickets was allowed to proceed. The journey to London was made, and a considerable number of the passengers congratulated themselves upon the remarkably cheap outing they were having. But on the return journey they made a most unpleasant discovery. Their tickets were demanded at Retford, and then the ticket-collectors insisted upon the holder of every ticket proving that he was in the employ of the company. The result can be imagined. There were more persons in the train who had no connection with the company than there were of the company’s employés; and the former had either to pay a full fare to and from London, or to give their names and addresses preparatory to being summoned. We hear, from a reliable source, that the fares thus obtained amount to about £300.
—Echo, Sept. 23, 1880.