MR. AEROPLANE

(With compliments to the R.N.A.S. in the Dardanelles)

Hurrah for Mr. Aeroplane,

A-sailin’ in the blue;

I’m glad to see you up again—

Me compliments to you.

I’m Tommy Brown, Australian,

Who’s fightin’ here on land;

An’, strike me, Mr. Flyin’ Man,

I’d like to shake your hand.

Sometimes I feel I’d like to streak

Beside you in the sky;

An’ then my nerves go all a-shake

To think you’re up so high.

By jingo! how your bloomin’ grit

Must make old Jacko dance;

An’ don’t he fuss to make a hit,

When given half a chance.

But on you go inquirin’,

As if the job were fun,

An’ Jacko was a-firin’

A nipper’s toy popgun.

You give the battleships the wink,

They gets their guns to bear;

An’ then—oh, strike me blue an’ pink—

Then don’t the Turkies swear!


Ah, well—beyond the hills you go;

We wish you best o’ luck.

Remember, all the boys below

Enjoy your bloomin’ pluck.

H. G. Garland,

16th Aust. Battalion.