THEN AND NOW
BY CAROLYN WELLS
WHEN my jokes appeal to the editors’ mind,
And they send me word they’ve kept ’em;
I am so glad if they’re the kind
Who pay when they accept ’em.
Months later, when in print I find
My charming lucubration;
I am so glad if they’re the kind
Who pay on publication.
AMBIDEXTROUS
“Oh! Jack, I’m so sorry you’ve hurt your arm.”
Copyright, 1912, by John T. McCutcheon
“WHEN IMMORTAL MEETS IMMORTAL”
A PROPHETIC CARTOON. BY JOHN T. McCUTCHEON
(Both Mr. Woodrow Wilson and Colonel Theodore Roosevelt are members of the American Academy of Arts and Letters.)
This drawing, made for the Chicago “Tribune,” before the nomination of either candidate, is here reprinted by permission.