| PAGE |
| PLAYERS’ PRANKS | [2] |
| EMMA AND ULPHO | [19] |
| HUMOURS OF THE PLAYHOUSE | [22] |
| SCENERY AND COSTUME OF THE STAGE | [48] |
| ASS YOU LIKE IT | [55] |
| HAMLET’S LAST SOLILOQUY | [58] |
| AT THE MASQUERADE | [60] |
| AMATEUR FLUTE-PLAYER | [62] |
| ONLY SEVEN | [64] |
| LYCEUM LYRICS | [66] |
| THE POETS AT PLAY | [68] |
| MOTLEY’S KINGDOM | [76] |
| MY MANUSCRIPTS | [81] |
| A MAN I HATE | [84] |
| MARK TWAIN AND THE KEY | [87] |
| HUMOURS OF THE PRINTING HOUSE | [91] |
| HARRIS-ING REFLECTIONS | [98] |
| HUMOURS OF ADVERTISING | [102] |
| APPROVED BY THE EDITOR | [109] |
| RULES FOR NEWSPAPER CORRESPONDENTS | [110] |
| LITERARY FLUNKEYISM | [112] |
| HUMOURS OF OUR LANGUAGE | [114] |
| MORE HUMOURS OF ADVERTISING | [120] |
| HE NEVER CALLED AGAIN | [126] |
| A DANGEROUS WRITER | [128] |
| PAINTERS AND GAZERS | [184] |
| A DREAM OF UNFAIR WOMEN | [204] |
| IMAGINARY CONVERSATIONS | [209] |
| PYRAMUS AND THISBE | [239] |
| PHOTOGRAPHIC FAILURES | [248] |
| THE PHOTOGRAPHS | [258] |
| MRS BROWN AND THE GERMAN BAND | [270] |
| STREET MUSICIANS | [280] |
| THE BOHEMIAN GIRL | [282] |
| RECOLLECTIONS OF THE OPERA | [286] |
| A WOMAN’S THOUGHTS ABOUT WOMEN | [290] |
| THE ONION GIRL | [294] |