COARSE FEED FIRST!
Secretary Whitney wrote: "In July, 1861, I was in Washington, where I merely said to President Lincoln: 'Everything is drifting into the war, and I guess you will have to put me in the army.' (He was in the Indian service at the time.)
"The President looked up from his work, and said good-humoredly:
"'I'm making generals now! In a few days I will be making quartermasters, and then I'll fix you.'"