April Twenty-seventh
Widow—“Yes, I have cremated three husbands.”
Old maid—“It seems unfair. Here I’ve lived all these years and never have been able to get married to one man and you’ve had husbands to burn.”
—Chauncey M. Depew’s Story.
Widow—“Yes, I have cremated three husbands.”
Old maid—“It seems unfair. Here I’ve lived all these years and never have been able to get married to one man and you’ve had husbands to burn.”
—Chauncey M. Depew’s Story.