CONTENTS

CHAPTER PAGE
Introductory[ix-x]
I.The Little Gosling[1]
II.The College Goose[4]
III.The University Goose[9]
IV.The Goose-steppers[15]
V.Interlocking Directorates[18]
VI.The University of the House of Morgan[23]
VII.The Interlocking President[29]
VIII.The Scholar in Politics[34]
IX.Nicholas Miraculous[40]
X.The Lightning-change Artist[44]
XI.The Twilight Zone[49]
XII.The Academic Department Store[54]
XIII.The Empire of Dullness[58]
XIV.The University of Lee-Higginson[62]
XV.The Harvard Tradition[67]
XVI.Free Speech But—[72]
XVII.Interference[77]
XVIII.The Laski Lampoon[82]
XIX.Raking the Dust-heaps[88]
XX.The University of U. G. I.[91]
XXI.Stealing a Trust Fund[97]
XXII.Professor Billy Sunday[102]
XXIII.The Triumph of Death[107]
XXIV.The Tiger’s Lair[111]
XXV.Peacocks and Slums[115]
XXVI.The Bull-dog’s Den[121]
XXVII.The University of the Black Hand[126]
XXVIII.The Fortress of Medievalism[132]
XXIX.The Dean of Imperialism[137]
XXX.The Mob of Little Haters[141]
XXXI.The Drill Sergeant on the Campus[145]
XXXII.The Story of Stanford[152]
XXXIII.The Wind of Freedom[157]
XXXIV.The Stanford Skeleton[162]
XXXV.The University of the Lumber Trust[168]
XXXVI.The University of the Chimes[174]
XXXVII.The Universities of the Anaconda[179]
XXXVIII.The University of the Latter-Day Saints[184]
XXXIX.The Mining Camp University[188]
XL.The Colleges of the Smelter Trust[192]
XLI.A Land Grant College[197]
XLII.An Agricultural Melodrama[203]
XLIII.The University of Wheat[206]
XLIV.The University of the Ore Trust[209]
XLV.The Academic Wink[216]
XLVI.Introducing a University President[222]
XLVII.Introducing a Board of Regents[227]
XLVIII.The Price of Liberty[230]
XLIX.The People and Their University[235]
L.Education F. O. B. Chicago[240]
LI.The University of Standard Oil[243]
LII.Little Halls for Radicals[249]
LIII.The University of Judge Gary[254]
LIV.The University of the Grand Duchess[258]
LV.The University of Automobiles[263]
LVI.The University of the Steel Trust[271]
LVII.The University of Heaven[277]
LVIII.The Harpooner of Whales[282]
LIX.An Academic Tragedy[287]
LX.The Geography Line[291]
LXI.A Leap into the Limelight[295]
LXII.The Process of Fordization[302]
LXIII.Intellectual Dry-rot[306]
LXIV.The University of Jabbergrab[313]
LXV.The Growth of Jabbergrab[319]
LXVI.Jabbergrab in Journalism[323]
LXVII.The City Colleges[329]
LXVIII.The Large Mushrooms[334]
LXIX.The Little Toadstools[339]
LXX.God and Mammon[345]
LXXI.The Orange-outang Hunters[351]
LXXII.The Academic Pogrom[356]
LXXIII.The Semi-Simian Mob[363]
LXXIV.The Rah-rah Boys[370]
LXXV.The Social Traitors[377]
LXXVI.Prexy[382]
LXXVII.Damn the Faculty[390]
LXXVIII.Small Souls[395]
LXXIX.The World of “Hush”[399]
LXXX.The Foundations of Fraud[407]
LXXXI.The Bolshevik Hunters[412]
LXXXII.The Helen Ghouls[418]
LXXXIII.The Shepard’s Crook[424]
LXXXIV.Cities of Refuge[428]
LXXXV.The Academic Rabbits[436]
LXXXVI.Workers’ Education[440]
LXXXVII.The Spider and the Fly[445]
LXXXVIII.The Workers’ Colleges[450]
LXXXIX.The Professors’ Union[454]
XC.The Professors’ Strike[459]
XCI.Educating the Educators[464]
XCII.The League of Youth[470]
XCIII.The Open Forum[473]