CONTENTS

Letter Page
I.In Which I Join the Higher-Ups[5]
II.In Which I Go Behind the Scenes[9]
III.In Which I Ring the Bell[13]
IV.In Which I Guess a Riddle[18]
V.In Which I Listen to Gossip[22]
VI.In Which I Put on the Glad Rags[27]
VII.In Which I Am Paid Compliments[32]
VIII.In Which I Peek Into a Palace[37]
IX.In Which I Don’t Get Wet[41]
X.In Which I Take a Flop[46]
XI.In Which I Play a Big Scene[51]
XII.In Which I Miss Half a Dinner[57]
XIII.In Which I Miss Another Half Dinner[62]
XIV.In Which I Go on a Strike[67]
XV.In Which I Lose My Lover[72]
XVI.In Which I Am Made a Grammarian[77]
XVII.In Which I Become a Syker[82]
XVIII.In Which I Stick to the Job[88]