A Model Husband
There is a man who never drinks,
Nor chews, nor smokes, nor swears;
Who never gambles, never flirts,
And shuns all sinful snares.
He’s paralyzed.
There is a man who never does
A thing that is not right;
His wife can tell just where he is
Morning, noon and night.
He’s dead.
Jest Jokes and Jingles
“If you can’t laugh at the jokes of this age,
Laugh at the age of these jokes.”