A Carman’s Love Code
When a woman is sulky and will not speak—EXITER.
If she gets too excited—CONTROLLER.
If she talks too much—INTERRUPTER.
If her ideas and yours do not coincide—CONVERTER.
If she is willing to come half way—METER.
If she comes all the way—RECEIVER.
If she wants to go further—CONDUCTER.
If she wants to go all the way—DISPATCHER.
If she proves you did her wrong—COMPENSATER.
If she goes up in the air—CONDENSER.
If she wants chocolates—FEEDER.
If she will permit you—KISSER.
If she wants to dance—JAZZ WITH HER.
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