Am I Right or Am I Wrong?

Pure water is the best of gifts,

That man to man can bring;

But who am I that I should have

The best of anything?

Let princes revel at the pump,

Peers with the pond make free,

But old time bourbon, wine, or beer

Are good enough for me.

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“Here’s to the short skirt and the low waist. May they never meet.”

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