Can’t, I’m Hitched Now
By Tad.
If you don’t feel just right,
If you can’t sleep at night,
If you moan and sigh,
If your throat is dry,
If you can’t smoke or drink,
If your grub tastes like ink,
If your heart doesn’t beat,
If you’ve got bad cold feet,
If your head’s in a whirl,
Why not marry the girl?
* * *
You’re not the only pebble on the beach. There’s a Little Rock in Arkansas.
* * *